Ass Deep in Titties

Lake Dog

2012-01-24T09:49:00.002-06:00

1 Hour Sleepover Party

2012-01-20T14:28:00.004-06:00

Since most of you have nothing better to do than search the internet for odd combinations of objects and breasts, I give you something to occupy your time.

It's Jiffy Time

2012-01-11T17:30:00.000-06:00

New rig for new year.

Mayan Deathstar

2012-01-06T16:19:00.002-06:00

If anybody needs a home for their pets after they're raptured, hit my man Eduardo up. He'll give them a nice home for the right price.

Krampus Christmas Xross

2011-12-28T16:33:00.004-06:00

Kudos to my friend (show here next to Krampus) for not only raising $1300 for toys and books to donate to the Children's Hospital, but also delivering all of them via bicycle in this (not so) harsh Minnesota winter.

He did have a bit of help in delivery department.

So kudos to all of you, I'm sure there were some very happy kids this Christmas.

Happy Fucking Xmas

2011-12-24T03:05:00.000-06:00

Hobo Hideouts

2011-12-16T15:05:00.000-06:00

Hobo shack, near Cedar Lake

Hidden Beach

Peacock Groove

The future was yesterday.

2011-12-15T14:41:00.001-06:00

What's up now Kirk Cameron

2011-12-08T03:05:00.004-06:00

You can take those bananas and shove them up your ass

The Rest of November

2011-12-06T10:11:00.001-06:00

You fucking white people are a waste of good bubble-wrap

2011-11-11T23:11:00.003-06:00

Repulsar
11.11.11

Happy Halloween

2011-10-30T17:34:00.002-05:00

Nostalgia

2011-10-12T17:52:00.002-05:00

Has anybody actually read this thing? I was reading some old posts today, trying to figure out when I bought a certain pair of shoes, and jesus christ, half this shit makes no fucking sense.

Not to be outdone:

I'd hate to see what 4 stars looks like: A shopping cart filled with 'snack' size M&Ms wedged in-between an automatic door and a 3 legged dog.

Big Fish, Little Fish, Cardboard Box

2011-09-30T10:16:00.002-05:00

Bear Thursdays

2011-09-08T15:49:00.001-05:00

Very fresh sandwiches and Steely Dan

2011-09-06T19:25:00.004-05:00

No Cameras allowed in the venue. Not that it would have mattered, it was raining, dark and I wasn't too close to the stage.

Pinball on a stick - not sure why I didn't play this one.

Leftover.

Grilled Cheese.

MLT.

Buffalo Chicken.

These are potatoes for the french fry stand.

Eat up fatsos.

Au Contraire, Digital Bear [Thursdays]

2011-08-25T03:05:00.005-05:00

I most certainly would.

Pucker Up.

2011-08-17T16:06:00.002-05:00

A decent follow up to the greatest thing ever posted on this blog.

Apex: The bear Thursday that couldn't wait.

2011-07-23T13:12:00.001-05:00

This picture is the culmination of everything I've ever posted on this blog.

God damnit, this is America: ep05

2011-07-04T15:05:00.000-05:00

4th of July Edition:

Montana

2011-06-30T13:23:00.001-05:00

Banderdinker

2011-06-08T21:35:00.000-05:00

1rst Annual Backroads Banderdinker.
See you next year.

Slew of Firsties

2011-05-17T22:48:00.001-05:00

First city paddle.
First fish of the season.
First fish out of Harriet.
and
so
on.

You like Ed Hardy, we like beer

2011-05-10T14:33:00.001-05:00

Going back to the home of the PUTS

Bear Thursdays

2011-05-05T09:22:00.001-05:00

The Mighty Minnehaha

2011-04-30T14:49:00.001-05:00

The creek may have claimed Timmer's thumbnail, but it got it's revenge on this poor sap.

Five Fucking Hundred

2011-04-27T15:05:00.001-05:00

This is the 500th post, which came very close to 6 years on the nose.

It would be at this time that a normal blogger would thank all their readers for their support and bligglity bloo, bling bling bling, blah.

However I'm not sure I have any, (unless you count the weirdos searching for 'camouflaged titties') so if you are reading this and not looking for tits - good for you.

The Shark

2011-04-26T20:29:00.002-05:00

I used to have a fish that lived in a plant.

His name was Greg Norman.

Make it a Turkey

2011-04-21T12:30:00.001-05:00

2 days in a row of slow cooked meat.
Booya!

Lucky Number 7

2011-04-20T15:05:00.001-05:00

Start of year 7.
Happy 420.

Bear Thursdays

2011-04-07T03:05:00.000-05:00

Courtesy of:
http://iainmacarthur.carbonmade.com

More old shit.

2011-04-06T21:10:00.000-05:00

This better be the end of it.

2011-04-01T03:05:00.002-05:00

Bear Thursdays

2011-03-31T03:05:00.001-05:00

Bears of Tumblr

Hey Arnold, is it spring yet?

2011-03-30T14:06:00.000-05:00

Lost Time

2011-03-22T11:05:00.000-05:00

March 5th - Any time, any place.

Drinking by Noon - In Bed by 10

2011-03-21T23:14:00.001-05:00

St. Patrick's Day DBR II
Two in a row means tradition. Or more likely a mix of cabin fever and alcoholism.

Captian Luis & Nacho

2011-03-20T12:55:00.000-05:00

Fishing in the ocean - trip 01.

uni-bomber

2011-03-18T18:03:00.002-05:00

Maelstrom

2011-03-01T12:05:00.001-06:00

The thick black cloud was cleft, and still
The moon was at its side:
Like waters shot from some high crag,
The lightning fell with never a jag,
A river steep and wide.

The Rime of the Ancient Mariner

DGK

2011-02-27T18:49:00.002-06:00

In the basement of a place, in an alley behind a different place that used to be there.

John Davis
Tim Glenn
John Keston

The Bear Thursday That Wasn't

2011-02-10T03:05:00.001-06:00

The Bear That Wasn't was the final animated short made by MGM in 1967. Based on a book by Frank Tashlin, and directed by Chuck Jones.

What, there's no whiskey up here?!

2011-02-07T21:37:00.000-06:00

SBXIV

Another adventure in February, this time featuring a quinzhee full of hippies wearing sweatpants.

Is the camouflage so the fish won't see you?

2011-01-30T18:31:00.000-06:00

It most certainly is, but it's not working - another day skunked on Harriet.

Only take-away here is this is the first time I've ever been ice fishing and never used any gas.

Rich Kids are Pansies

2011-01-28T03:05:00.012-06:00

This is a hay bale wrapped around a tree at the bottom of the smallest, gentlest sledding hill I've ever seen. There are 5 more of these in this park, most of which, are at the dying end of sled ride. It's one thing to try and keep your kid off drugs, but this type of shit is getting out of hand.

Off the table, or off the wall?

2011-01-27T18:34:00.000-06:00

Probably both.

Charley Murphy Brown

2011-01-14T10:22:00.002-06:00

Hopefully I won't get into the habit of posting pictures of my dog, but this one is for posterity.

Charley Murphy Brown - 12 weeks.

Bear Thursdays - 2011 Kickoff Party

2011-01-06T21:25:00.000-06:00

6 Reasons to Ride a Polar Bear to Work

Future Vision

2011-01-01T10:13:00.000-06:00

Hopefully 2011 will have more pirates, and less Facebooking.

Return of the CT

2010-12-24T09:31:00.002-06:00

Merry Fucking Xmas Ya'll.

First Attempt

2010-12-14T21:41:00.002-06:00

Trying to get rowdy: first attempt.

#480

2010-12-08T17:53:00.002-06:00

And he shits sprinkles.

First time, long time.

2010-11-15T22:15:00.000-06:00

Last Friday there where many things that happened, that hadn't happened in a long time. The catalyst for everything but the snow was Mux Mool playing at First Ave. He played a good set, and hopefully next time he comes back he won't be opening for some crappy hippie dance band.

Nothing Rhymes with Orange

2010-11-07T15:27:00.001-06:00

I can't believe the shit I used to get this guy to do, and we weren't even drunk.

Goats Beware

2010-10-13T20:15:00.000-05:00

All you hooved can eaters better watch out. Stats, Campy and Me are on the loose.

Things I've seen before.

2010-09-30T21:09:00.000-05:00

North East:

Where you can't be too broke to get dead drunk.

Marmot Dust Fairy

2010-09-29T16:14:00.000-05:00

Only if you're good.

Things I've seen before.

2010-09-21T18:43:00.003-05:00

The Super Highway:

Where the wind is always in your face, and the beer is always on your back.

Limited Time Offer

2010-09-19T20:01:00.002-05:00

Time is running out.
Supply is almost unlimited.
Demand is wavering.

Fall Colors

2010-09-07T20:53:00.002-05:00

Not pictured:
Double Galaxy
Jupiter + 4 Moons

Back West

2010-08-31T21:05:00.005-05:00

Back West for another wedding, this time the climb was a bit longer, and way hotter.

Trouble with taking pictures of the mountains is everything looks great, so it was a bit harder to narrow the selection down.

There was also a wedding: full set

Is this thing on?

2010-08-11T17:17:00.004-05:00

Spareparts Johnson Icondor

Blurry Visions of Ass and Metal

2010-07-23T03:05:00.002-05:00

Lords of Acid and My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
SEXTREME Ball

Not really sure how I found myself here, but I can tell you it wasn't with the use of a time machine. After the show I had come to only one conclusion; Strip Clubs need better metal, and more of it.

East, West, Home, West

2010-06-23T21:29:00.004-05:00

Gray skies, bad food, warm beer, Nazis, oceans, beaches, weddings, tourists, views, sunny skies, forests, rain, table fires, cold beer, and a whole bunch of other shit in less than a month.

Summertime

2010-06-07T15:05:00.001-05:00

It's June already, and I didn't get my traditional Memorial Day burn on.
Baker says the sandy island is looking worse for wear, and this is the first fish of the season.

2010-05-21T15:31:00.002-05:00

May in MInnesota

2010-05-10T13:59:00.003-05:00

May 8th, near Backus MN:

To answer your question,

2010-04-27T21:18:00.004-05:00

this is the most American thing ever.

A platter of steak knifes presented to me at a restaurant. This was my choice from a selection of 6 other knifes.

God damnit, this is America: ep04

2010-04-25T17:38:00.004-05:00

The Texas Edition

What's more American than some dude in a cowboy hat singing shitty
Clint Black covers to a bunch of drunk adults floating down a man made
channel in a clear plastic tube?

Wizards

2010-04-21T14:54:00.000-05:00

Drinking Beers too Slow:

2010-04-02T15:09:00.005-05:00

Beer Bongs the way to go!

Acid Mothers Temple

2010-04-01T15:05:00.000-05:00

Melt your face off Japanese psychedelic wizard metal.

Beware of Beer Face

2010-03-29T15:17:00.001-05:00

Bear Thursdays

2010-02-25T19:10:00.002-06:00

Wojtek:
He who enjoys war, or Smiling Warrior.

Twice the Radness

2010-02-18T19:29:00.001-06:00

I'm glad I was alive in the 80s, this way I know what stupid looks like.

The Path to Glory

2010-02-17T20:46:00.002-06:00

Are You In or Out Dude....

2010-02-10T20:35:00.003-06:00

Seconds after this picture was taken, I was denied funds to start my strip club. There's a possibility that you had to have been there.

Bear Thursdays - 2010 premium edition

2010-02-04T08:05:00.000-06:00

Bears with guitars, playing speed metal on the moon would surely spark the interest of the first colonists.

Esoteric Bears

2010-02-02T15:34:00.006-06:00

Titties and chainsaws I can see, but who would of thought there would have been another fan of bears and Thursdays.

Cosby Sweater Carpet

2010-01-28T08:47:00.003-06:00

Another day, another 8 hours of spider solitare and random comments like, "That guy's an asshole, left me there with my dick in my hand. You should never question leadership."

Airport Drinkin

2010-01-15T14:27:00.002-06:00

Apparently there's more for assholes from Minnesota to do in Florida than just go to sales conferences, even if they are sales guys.

Here's to getting fucked

What you missed in November

2009-12-31T13:55:00.006-06:00

Las Vegas: Pinball Hall of Fame

The only game I was able to get a replay on, also the greatest pinball game ever.

If this game wasn't loud as shit, Ted wouldn't have put his name on it.

I don't care how many times you've played the Wii version of this, you will not do as well as you think.

Remember when the Vikings could score a touchdown, or win a game?

Bear Thursdays

2009-12-10T14:25:00.003-06:00

Bear Sleeping Bag

Despite the fact of how awesome this thing is, I'm not sure how good of an idea it would be falling asleep out in the woods in it.

Vegas Teaser

2009-12-03T12:07:00.000-06:00

MC5
Ass Juice
Serena
Outback
IT Nerds
Cowboys
Scotsman
Fremont Street bum dance off.

Aim for their heads baby Jesus!

2009-11-10T13:54:00.001-06:00

A Japanese businessman walks into the woods...

2009-11-04T17:21:00.004-06:00

Sexy Godless Metal

2009-10-26T21:02:00.008-05:00

The calm came after the storm in North Minneapolis. Instead of getting stabbed, or robbed, there were bikers in spandex, and a babbling brook.

There was also enough Hell Lager to drown the goat, the guy with the knife, and anyone else in a close proximity.

Surly Darkness Festival - 2009.
God Came From Space.

These guys are about as rad as rad can be, and the kids seem to enjoy them as well.

A guy walks into an office.

2009-10-20T15:01:00.001-05:00

A guy walks into an office carrying two things; a collapsible lunch cooler in his hand, and an idea that is going to change the world.

Guy: You know Myspace right?
Office Guy: Sure...
G: What's another name for it,
OG: Ah, social networking site, website, web page, domain name...
G: Ya, web page, that has something to do with H...
OG: HTML, yes.
G: So if I wanted to do that myself I'd need to..?
OG: Hire someone to do it for you, unless you know anything about web design. Do You.
G: No, but it will be a lot cheaper if I do it myself right?
OG: ...sure, but...
G: Cause I got ideas man, ideas that are going to change some shit.
OG ...it will take you ten times longer than...
G: Ya, like 1 or 2 years.
--
OG: Get the fuck out of here.

Skintight Dancers

2009-10-13T00:17:00.004-05:00

STS9 returns to First Ave to rock the faces off of geeked out, rich, suburban white kids.

Lose Lose situation

2009-10-04T12:36:00.002-05:00

This gopher fan lost more than just the game yesterday.

Bear Thursdays

2009-10-01T14:17:00.002-05:00

Electric 80's Space Polar Bear

No Free Ice

2009-09-24T21:10:00.002-05:00

I am currently in the same place as I was last week. More to do, but less to travel.

Never the other

2009-09-23T17:22:00.002-05:00

Peanut butter, no jelly.
Cap'n Crunch, no milk.
Koozie, no beer.
Camera, no Photoshop.

Better Late Than Never - Mountain Edition 01

2009-09-09T20:06:00.005-05:00

Almost 1 year later

Fire Mountain

Goat Mountain

Sandy Mountain

More Moutains

Better Late Than Never - Westcoast Edition 01

2009-09-08T20:49:00.004-05:00

Four years later:

I remember getting my pants pulled down around my ankles when I bought this film. I was on vacation visiting my relatives in Washington state, north of the Sound. And that is about all I remember about the specifics of these pictures - good thing I wrote it down:

Original Post

Disco on the Bayou

2009-09-03T20:07:00.003-05:00

I forget what the dude's name was in the big hat. It was something awesome like; Trapper Dan, Whiskey Joe, or Old Jim Houndstooth Clearwater. Whatever it was, he knew how to get down.

The Zipper

2009-09-01T11:27:00.004-05:00

Summer is officially over.

Makes me feel fine.

2009-08-30T12:09:00.002-05:00

Ron "Horsemen" Stattlebrough

2009-08-29T11:22:00.002-05:00

Bear Thursdays

2009-08-27T15:26:00.001-05:00